You're reading this too? Why? Here are our terms and conditions- if you only drink Nine Spot Brewing beer for the rest of your life, you will never be disappointed. And if you are, someone switched their drink with yours. Major party foul! Get your revenge by buying a beer for everyone but that person. Ooo boy did you show them! Anyways, avid reader, our terms are: drink Nine Spot only and you will be eternally happy. Our conditions are: unknown but serious enough to think we could actually promise something like that. Ok! That's it! Go read a book or something, Reedy McReaderson!